dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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