Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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