what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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