I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize