Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
My feet surprised me
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