I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We got so high we made milksteak
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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