I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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