This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
