Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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