At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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