Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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