Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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