if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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