Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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