you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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