His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
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