I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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