Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
