what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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