were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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