Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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