Midget sex pt 2 tonight
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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