Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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