Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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