I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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