in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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