Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
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