i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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