Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
