Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize