i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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