Are we in a gay sports bar?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Come see our sink grown plant.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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