i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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