My nipple is on Facebook.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
