i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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