loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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