dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
