It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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