Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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