I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
