She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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