you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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