Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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