that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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