when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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