Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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