I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
