I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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