wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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