This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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