32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
It was confusing and full of hummus
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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