He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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