So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
MIDGETS
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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