He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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