I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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