One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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